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On Monday I had a Softball practice because the media League is having it's playoffs next week. After the scrimmage I was walking back to the car and these two guy's who are walking in front of me are talking about a injury because he slid in his softball game. After he points out that he was safe and had to slide he asked the guy about his toe. He said he hurt it riding a mini bike. He said he was riding the bike at the beach wearing, wait for it, flip-flops. He said he was riding around the beach house they were staying at and someone threw something at him and he crashed into a car. Do I even need to say that if he was wearing shoes he wouldn't have a hurt toe. Second why is a person riding mini bike? A scooter should be the sissy"ist" thing you should call a bike. I hadn't seen someone riding a mini bike in the city until I was playing softball in my Sunday beer league. We play all our games in the ghetto. It's just not the mini bike that gets my blood boiling. It's when you see this hot little piece of ass riding on the back of a crotch rocket or a fat Harley and she is wearing flip-flops. First off, the damn things could just fly off, so why even wear them? I pray everynight that these people learn their lesson and touch there foot on a hot exhaust. Will everyone pray with me. Thank you and good night.