major flaw

The major flaw that I see with flip flops are that they are wrong for the work place. They are lazy and a waste, like the panda. We wouldn't have a panda shortage if they just had sex. Just like if people weren't so lazy with foot wear we might not be fighting in Iraq! It could be true. Just like if you had a time machine and went back to caveman time and did something that changed the course of mother earth. If you didn't squash that little bug we might have the cure for cancer. Do you see where I'm going with this. If flip flops were never invented we all would look like models. I know I would.