I Hate Flip Flops isn't a catchy name for a blog. It's really a blog about hating flip flops. They are lazy, they never make you look good. And how can you out run a zombie wearing them? They are what's wrong with America.
Saturday, August 04, 2007
clearance
this almost ruined my day, it's almost like giving them away!
4 comments:
Anonymous
said...
We can only pray that this is because they are NOT selling and all these stores have a huge surplus. God I hope so!
My colleague and I are in London, England in the middle of the summer. All bloody day long we look out the window and all we see are hordes and hordes of disgusting flip-flops and horrible deformed feet going past!
I'm so glad to know that there is a following developing here, maybe we'll make NBC'S today show with our hatred flip flops!!! I don't hate the people that wear them, i just hate them.
"Look its snowing let's put some flip flops on and go out in the snow!!"
I can't tell you how many times i've seen people fall down in a store or out on the street because they tripped on their flip flops!
How lazy have we gotten as a society?
I said this a previous point but it still rings true: My step brother one time paid like $30 bucks for a pair of Ambercrombie flip flips--isn't that the most retarded thing you've ever heard of? Yes lets spend some of our hard earned cash on a Sponge and Platic Fork
I hate flip flops so very, very much. If it were that they were just super practical shoes for people that couldn't be bothered then that would be sort of OK. The most awful thing about them is that people that wear them often otherwise seem to be making some degree of effort, and so must think that flip flops are cool. Morons.
4 comments:
We can only pray that this is because they are NOT selling and all these stores have a huge surplus. God I hope so!
My colleague and I are in London, England in the middle of the summer. All bloody day long we look out the window and all we see are hordes and hordes of disgusting flip-flops and horrible deformed feet going past!
The sound...... It's just terrible!
I'm so glad to know that there is a following developing here, maybe we'll make NBC'S today show with our hatred flip flops!!! I don't hate the people that wear them, i just hate them.
"Look its snowing let's put some flip flops on and go out in the snow!!"
I can't tell you how many times i've seen people fall down in a store or out on the street because they tripped on their flip flops!
How lazy have we gotten as a society?
I said this a previous point but it still rings true: My step brother one time paid like $30 bucks for a pair of Ambercrombie flip flips--isn't that the most retarded thing you've ever heard of? Yes lets spend some of our hard earned cash on a Sponge and Platic Fork
You rule
I hate flip flops so very, very much. If it were that they were just super practical shoes for people that couldn't be bothered then that would be sort of OK. The most awful thing about them is that people that wear them often otherwise seem to be making some degree of effort, and so must think that flip flops are cool. Morons.
Plus the zombie shuffling noises.
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