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I Hate Flip Flops isn't a catchy name for a blog. It's really a blog about hating flip flops. They are lazy, they never make you look good. And how can you out run a zombie wearing them? They are what's wrong with America.
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Friday, June 05, 2009
Zombie
Finally a good point about flip flops that isn't from me. Janeane Garofalo was a guest on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon a few days ago. And she brought up a point about flip flops and mandals "guy sandals" that is way bigger then just saying "wearing them is lazy". When the world turns black and the zombie apocalypse happens - how are you going to get away wearing flip flops? Have you see the movies "Top Ten Zombie Movies". And most recently 28 days later and I am legend. They have brought in a new kind of zombie. A fast moving almost army trained walking dead. I brought up this point to the girl friend who is a big supporter of flip flops and she said that she could out run them. Then I reminded her that bad things happen with zombies and broken glass would be everywhere and what if she lost a flip flop? Her reply was have you seen my feet? I can walk on glass. I'll have to loan her the book Zombie Survival Guide . I am very proud of Janeane Garofalo for her open mind and great vision of the future. What footwear will you be wearing when the zombie apocalypse happens? Flip Flops, I hope not.
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